The first gig of Fringe is like cashing in your V Card – a little awkward at first but once everyone’s warmed up, a real good time!

Faced with an intimate crowd of just six, Obi makes it feel more like a chat with mates having a pint, offering insights into life in Glasgow looking for love and acceptance and the most, if not a little creepy, elaborate payback to a heckler - ever.

If you can get your lugs around the ‘weegie’ accent you are in for a treat. It turns out six can sound like sex outside of New Zealand and you can get some great financial tips on how to stay on top of your ‘bowels’!

The second half of the gig heats up with Gill, the horny divorcee with raucous hate for the silent disco and scientifically backed research on the phalluses of ginger men!

Get along for a laugh and give Obi a heckle, you might just live to regret it!